About Goofy Cars

Me Goofus. Me make Goofy Cars. Long long time ago. Before sun was shiny. Me sell car longer than any man. Me sell first car when grandpa was small boy. Me sell car when other dealer not even born. Me sell more car than every other lot put together. Maybe two times more. Maybe ten. Goofus not count, Goofus just sell. Me know every car. Me know every truck. Me know van. Me know SUV. Me know thing called “crossover” — some man say it is SUV, some man say it is car. Me know truth. Me always know truth. You come to lot, Goofus look at you, Goofus know which car for you. You drive Honda? Goofus know. You need pickup? Goofus already pick truck before you walk up. Goofus pick right truck. Goofus never wrong. Some other dealer say they know car. They not know car like Goofus know car. They puppy. Goofus is wolf. Big wolf with many keys. Goofus build Goofy Cars with own two hand. Build lot with rock. Build sign with stick. Now Goofy Cars is best lot in Outlook. Best lot in Montana. Maybe best lot in world but Goofus humble man, Goofus not say that out loud. You come visit. Goofus shake hand. Goofus give fair price. Goofus tell joke maybe. Goofus and you both leave happy. That is Goofy Cars way. Call Goofus. (505) 503-4455. Goofus answer phone himself. Goofus always answer.